Girls, stop with the Uggs. They weren't even cute to begin with, but everyone was wearing them, so I get why you bought them.
But they don't work anymore. Your feet look huge, they don't match ANYTHING you could possibly conjure up for an outfit, it's garage sale season, it's time to put them in the free box.
Even the updated Uggs, the snow white ones - they may have looked very "snow bunny" at the time, but it's summer - put 'em away.
And while you're at it, stop buying crocs. In fact, Nordstrom, Macy's, Bloomingdales, STOP SELLING CROCS! Or you can just wait a few weeks when I post the top 10 things Crocs are good for. And only one of them involves them being on your feet.
